The Three Hairy Apes

Three Hairy Apes ............................................................................................................................................

Characters

Ape 1- Cyborg

Ape 2- Kuniunicle

Ape 3- Octshovabulair

T-Rex- Trixinator

Once upon a time there live three apes Cyborg which is the smallest, Kuniunicle which is the middle size and Octshovablair which is the big fat meaty ape. “ Our banana tree has run out of bananas” said Cyborg. Kuniunicle Shouted “ I can see another tree and it’s full of yellow juicy bananananananananas.They needed a plan. They spotted a vine hanging from a solid branch but they have to swing on a vine to get across to the juicy tree. There is one problem it has a t-rex living under it. The t-rex was sleeping and the apes were ready to swing across when they saw the vines, but they woke up the t-rex who tries to eat them. The T-Rex roared- “rah rah rah rah”. Cyborg the anorexic one says “don’t eat me please I’m too little i’ve got no meat wait for the next one”. Kuniunicle is the medium size one that said “don’t eat me wait for the fat one”. Octshovabulair is obese that swang on the vine, then suddenly the vine broke, then ape squashes the t-rex while his bums clapping and doing a large earthquake fart.They finally all made it to the other side, “Thank the lord that we made it to these juicy bananas” said Kuniunicle. “Are you thinking what i’m thinking” said Cyborg. Octshovablair then replied “Yeah gee let’s twerk it out”. So in celebration and triumph they ate all the juicy bananas while twerking, and they all lived happily ever after. They then formed a dance crew and became back up dancers for Chris Brown.

Spoken Word

Today Joshua Iosefo talked to us about Spoken Word. Spoken Word is talking to an audience .Today we had to write a sentence that we would say to the whole world here is my sentence.World remember me because I exist and I am awesome and my name is Isara .We also learnt that our voice is valuable so whatever you say means something even if its nothing its still something. We had to share our sentence with the class and then say why we wrote that. We then to express our feelings with the class so what was on our minds and there where some interesting things going around but I actually learnt a bit of random but cool stuff today.

Prospective Student Trailer

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De Bonos Thinking Hats

Yellow Hat - The things I enjoyed

I really enjoyed hanging with my friends wile making a movie trailer.
I also had fun making a garage band track

Black Hat - Which things didn’t I like.

I actually enjoyed everything . It was all awesome

Green Hat - What was something interesting about this week.

What I found interesting was making a trailer instead  of a movie.Because I've never made a trailer before.

White Hat - What did I learn.

I learnt how to take different  shots to make things look bigger and smaller. Which actually turned out to look really cool.

Blue Hat - What can I do better next time.

Next i need to manage my time better because at the end of the movie making every thing was being rushed.

My City

I have made a city for a project that my teacher has set for me. I had to make a city out of cardboard and paper and measure the volume and the area. This movie explains everything so sit back relax and enjoy

Shang Haig's Adventure

Climbing the treacherous cliff,  Shang Haig hung on to unsteady rock. Gripping the rock with one hand, his muscles ached and ached as pulled himself up. Shang Haig  was determined to reach the Dojo. Finally he stood on steady ground. He could see the dojo in the distance. Although Shang Haig was fatigued he persevered and kept trudging along until the dojo was right in front of his eyes.  

Staring at the solid hefty door, he nervously knocked. Shang Haig could hear the footsteps of Sensei John. Opening the door sensei did not look happy as sensei mumbled “HUH!” and pointed to his right. Shang Haig was sad because he felt rejected. he thought he needed to meditate to get the sensei respect.  So he meditated day and night. Shang Haig took a peek and sensei was standing in front the doorway and pointed away again and slammed the door.

His head and shoulders drop and Shang Haig once again trudged away.  He turned around with anger clenched his fists and   Shang Haig was prepared fight sensei John. Sensei pointed to his right again and all along he was just pointing at a sign.

My Made Up Story

It was a cold, dark, gloomy night. I stumbled upon an abandoned hut deep in the heart of the forest. I was just about to enter the hut, when suddenly I saw a long light beam coming from the distance. It looked like a car and was coming at top speed straight towards the hut. I hid in the closest bush.

The car reached the hut and skidded to a halt. I could hear hear the screeching gravel underneath the wheels. The car was rusty and was a big four wheel drive. The driver jumped out, along with a gun and dragging a deer by its antlers. The man went inside the hut. I was so eager to find out what he was doing in there so I did a little camp out and stayed the night hidden behind a bush. After that night, the sun began to rise and the man had abandoned his hut once again.

His car was out of sight and I had finally built up the courage to enter the hut. Inside it was like heaven.There was a kitchen with a gun hanging up next to it, a bedroom ,a computer that didn’t work and a couch.  Since that first night, he didn't return again. I have lived in that hut til this very day.